So, there is this fellow in my theater class who is always in some sort of character (I refuse to believe he’s not trying to act that way) and it is getting pretty old. Everyone agrees and the room gets tense whenever he begins to speak. Well, today, my friend noticed that he had a silver band on his left ring finger and we really want to know if he’s married…and who the lucky lady is.

We enlisted one of our friends in the class, a guy, to investigate since we really want to know but have no desire to interact with him. We shall see what comes of this investigation. Honestly, I will not be surprised if he says the ring is some sort of magical item that gives him strength…yes. That is the kind of person I’m talking about.