January 2010
80 posts
December 2009
50 posts
aerie customer stories #1
Today, a man came into my store looking for some nice undies for his girlfriend and I was helping him find what she would like. So, as I was digging through the clearance bin for the kind he wanted, I casually asked what he was buying them for (like a birthday or something). He responded in a low raspy voice with this gem:
“It’s fa new years. She gon put ‘em all on and...
“I’ve heard people say this is like High School Musical if it had been...”
– Cory Monteith
everything about these people draws me in →
cory monteith video diary →
epic tale of kid behind couch →
Just a thought…..couldn’t dad have pulled the couch out a little rather than yanking/hurting the kid? Again, just a thought. Otherwise this is great.
glee and gossip girl
I have officially caught up with Glee and LOVE it!
Favorite Characters: Sue, Emma, Artie, Puck
Favorite Scenes: Will getting furious with his b-word wife, any time Emma speaks, any time Artie speaks, Mattress Land commercial
Favorite Lines: “Who is Josh Grobin? KILL YOURSELF!” -Sandy, “I bet the duck is in the hat.” -Brittany
ALSO, Chelsea and I are onto the second...
the only cat i could ever get along with →
llllllllllllllllllladies →
chicken beatbox →
I bet whoever said, “YOU GUYS SUCK!” felt like a dummy after that!
birthday prayers
So tonight was my birthday party with my family and my boyfriend’s family. The last person to get there was my boyfriend (Garrett) but we were all starving so we decided to go ahead and say the blessing and start serving the food because he would be there shortly. So my crazy grandfather, who we lovingly call Heybaby, stood to say the prayer and when he got to the part about about me and my...
what? that scarf was ugly anyways →
chelsea and i lolled so hard at this →
fail and win →
It’s funny that this chick falls and everything, but it’s even better that another girl immediately runs in and takes the bouquet without any concern for the woman’s state.
shy ronnie →
elfin' like he 'posed to
Elf is definitely a great Christmas movie.
Okay, I call you in five minutes! I love you!
I think you have the most beautiful singing voice in the whole wide world.
Somebody needs a hug.
sexy beats
So the past couple of days I have been listening to the same few songs over and over again in my car just because I honestly can’t get enough of them and a couple of them, I just realized, are very sexy to me!
“Sleepyhead” by Passion Pit - His voice for SOME reason in this song (and probably others) is so sexy. I really don’t know why. It just is.
“In the...
biology ends ... NOW!
I took my biology final this morning (on which I think I did extremely well!) and I just thought I would post a shout out to Dr. ____. He is hilarious and cute. He cannot say his L’s or R’s quite right and it makes Biology much more adorable. Here are some of his pronunciations of common words for your entertainment:
Several = Sevual
Central = Sensual
Wild = Wowed
Eastern =...
OMGOMGOMG →
fml (paige-style) pt 2
So if my worst enemy’s name were to be Ingrid, this would be what happened today.
A girl who is a senior this year at my high school came into my store today and we had a friendly interaction where we remembered each other’s names and asked how things were, it was very nice. That is, until she made a terrible mistake.
She says to me, “Yeah I had to think a second to remember...
i wish i could have been there →
questions questions
So I was in the shower and I suddenly got to thinking about if I were ever in a horrible accident that took away my entire use of one major faculty (sight, smell, leg use, etc) and this is the question I asked myself: “If I were to lose just one faculty, and I got to chose which one, which would it be?”
It sounds like a simple question but I actually had a hard time deciding. But...
scholarship
I made this for a scholarship contest! Please rate it and leave comments to increase my chances! Thanks!
http://pac2y.glogster.com/xmas-rewind/?
beatbox adorable →
beatbox win →
beatbox fail →
rebuses
I made these. Try to guess what they say. :)
baby paige
1 day + 3 presents + 1 face = Paige’s first birthday.
“It always says ‘100 ways to please a man’ but how about ‘100...”
– Ashton Dunn referring to Cosmo, of which she is an avid reader
foot in mouth
Okay so there is this girl in my FOED class who thinks I look like Princess Diana and calls me Princess every day and it has kind of become an inside joke between a few of us. (She is Black, by the way, and I promise that is relevant to the story.)
Well, yesterday I had a biscuit and didn’t want to eat it so I figured I would give it to her because I knew she would want it. So without...
liar
The chapel speaker at Lipscomb told the middle school kids that Santa Claus is not real. I don’t understand why people lie.
sighted at mtsu #2
Disclaimer: This is not about politics. It is about my personal beliefs concerning the way people should, and should not, treat their authority figures.
That being said, I was walking behind a girl at school when I noticed she was wearing a Barack Obama sweatshirt, so I read it. It was surprising to me how much it looked like the kind of thing you would purchase at a concert. Like a band t-shirt....